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Random Thoughts This Week

- I’ve come to the conclusion that I want a golf cart. It would make running the kids to and from school more fun and easy. I could make quick trips to Publix, or cruise up to the pool or playground....

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Kids Say the Darnedest Things

- Speed is infamous for his bedtime stalling excuses, as I’ve mentioned. He come downstairs on night after we’d put him to bed saying he was scared. “What are you scared of?” I asked him. “People...

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Ziggy-isms…

- Ziggy’s latest thing is wrapping his arms around me and telling me, “You da best Mommy ebba!” also, “You my bes’ fwen!” I most definitely love that. - We were sitting together on the couch and my...

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Speed-isms

- Speed was Facetiming a friend, and since Speed is a loud talker, I overheard part of the conversation, “Yeah, sorry. I couldn’t Facetime you last night. I would have had to get my phone downstairs,...

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Ziggy-isms

- Ziggy told me, “I know what I want for my birfday!” It’s next month, so we’re happy for his input. I asked him what he wanted. “Two diamonds!” He replied. “Two diamonds?” I repeated. “Yeah, man. Two...

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Motherhood is #MotherFunny with NickMom

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Ziggy-isms

- Ziggy searched his bookshelf for a book for me to read him. He grabbed a learning book. It primarily has letters, numbers, colors and shapes. I explained that there was no story for me to read to him...

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Ziggy-isms

- We were watching a show on Food Network. Ziggy looked up and said, “We need a portal into the TV!”   - I had rinsed the dishes and loaded the dishwasher. As I shut the water off, I didn’t quite close...

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Pizza = Happiness… normally

So, have you heard about this “Pizza Challenge”? My kids found out about it through YouTube and were so gung-ho about trying it. I picked up a couple small-ish pizzas, and a variety of toppings. Hey, I...

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Ziggy-isms

- Ziggy is lactose intolerant, so if we give him anything with dairy, we have to give him Lactaid. He’s pretty good about remind us to give them to him before hand. He normally yells, “Please, don’t...

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